Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the perfect automobile.

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10/16/2016 at 18:35 • Filed to: None

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Rust Patina? 

Purple? 

Ukranian Canadian Centennial (whatever the fuck that means) vanity plate? 

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Digital dash? 

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Couch seats? 

Dead brand? 

V8? 

The 1995 Mercury Grand Marquis: The best car ever made.

http://www.autotrader.ca/a/Mercury/Grand+Marquis/ST.+ALBERT/Alberta/19_9824982_/?showcpo=ShowCPO&orup=34_15_25510


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 18:40

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Also the mixed assortment of dash decoration.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 18:41

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I don’t think someone could pay me to drive this.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
10/16/2016 at 18:42

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How DARE you say that about the greatest car ever made.


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 18:48

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How does it have so few miles for the paint to look that terrible?


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > C62030
10/16/2016 at 18:49

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I’ve honestly got no clue. Alberta doesn’t even use road salt.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 18:51

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You have a found a car that apparently doesn’t exist on Google Images - a Grand Marquis in Light Medium Aubergine Metallic.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 18:53

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Rust? That’s not real rust.

Rust looks like this.

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Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 18:53

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You had me at V8 and couch seats .


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Cé hé sin
10/16/2016 at 18:55

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“Light rust, can be patched up easily. I know what I have, rare colour, no lowballers”


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 19:04

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You forgot, it has the handling/performance package. 3.27 rear axle ratio, 16" aluminum wheels, dual exhaust, and heavy duty oil & transmission coolers.

Best car ever made, can confirm


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 19:04

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Ukrainian-Canadian Centennial. That was celebrated in 1991, the centennial of Ukrainian settlement in Canada...which means that plate is older than the car it’s on.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 19:08

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SELLING UNDER KBB WILL TRADE FOR WRANGLER


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 19:09

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But ford modular

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Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
10/16/2016 at 19:31

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OR WILLING TO TRADE FOR A DIRTBIKE OR A BAG OF DORITOS, CASH ONLY


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > C62030
10/16/2016 at 20:17

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sat outside with an owner that over zealously used a power buffer with cleaner wax.


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 20:51

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I approve!


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/16/2016 at 20:55

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According to GIS I have the only one in medium amethyst frost metallic...

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/16/2016 at 22:06

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Street parked in direct sunlight for it’s whole life I’m sure.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
10/17/2016 at 00:10

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Holy shit, that’s clean. Meanwhile, everybody and their sister in Boca has had a Toreador Red aerobody Crown Vic, albeit none probably as low as mine on purpose.


Kinja'd!!! Bultaco's JMOD TownCar drives his pa to drinkin > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/17/2016 at 10:10

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2nd best... B-)

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Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/17/2016 at 17:55

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On purpose is the key word right there. My beater Grand Marquis was low on accident:

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Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
10/17/2016 at 18:13

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Next year, I have to go lower. I already know where I can get a set of rear springs that are both lower and stiffer than the ones I have on right now, I just need to pair them with stiffer, lower front springs. It’ll be ridiculous for something static, but whatever.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise
10/23/2016 at 00:26

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Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro
10/23/2016 at 00:33

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yes